Albert says...

On Horror Park

"The planning was immaculate and Mr. Wager is not responsible for implementation. Greatness abides in few men and it's the responsibility of those who support them to carry out their vision. Still, the Killer Koaster was very frightening, more intense than a few easily dispatched zombies."

On Zombies

"Please. They tend to bleed on you. The dry cleaning expense is their biggest danger, really. Officially, of course, I don't what you're talking about."

On Himself

"I'm a reflection of greatness, a moon to a sun. But like the moon, I can effect the tides and illuminate the darkness. And I'll do anything else that's needed. Anything."

Last movie

"Top Hat, Fred Astaire in his prime. I appreciate grace and style, something severely lacking in current culture."

On Your IPod Right Now

"John Coltrane, Love Supreme. And Ice Ice Baby. That was a joke. I'm pithy."

Zodiac Sign

"Unimportant. Stars do not dictate who you are."

Final thoughts

"'Danger gleams like sunshine to a brave man's eyes.' Euripides. It mean's, crudely put, don't run from shit, run to it."

See Albert here.