On Horror Park

"Fuck off."

On Zombies

"Seriously. Even in this wheelchair I can jack...you...up."

On Himself

"I like rainbow ponies. And kickin' your ass."

Last movie

"Not some pansy-ass zombie movie, that's for sure."

On Your IPod Right Now

"My van has an 8 track. Plays War by Edwin Starr."

Zodiac Sign

"Here's a sign for you." (holds up middle finger)

Final thoughts

"How's this - you ask the dumbest gotdamned questions I've ever hear. That do ya? "

See Gramps here.