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"Well, I was really excited about going to the Horror Park opening. I mean, you expect a some pandering, not the charm of the Universal classics. Or the stylishness of giallo. Or the showmanship or Castle. More the commercial formula of the 80's but still, a free trip to a horror-based theme park sounded pretty awesome so of course I had to bring my buds. Sorry guys."
"Ugh. The most brainless, cliched of all the genres. So course that's what we run into. No individual sense of menace - that's why you don't think of them as individuals. Just the collective. One-on-one, just a bunch of wussies. I killed one with a pointy shoe, f'christakes. Still, it's pretty bad when there are a lot of them and a little of you. It gets...messy."
"I'm not very...I don't like to...okay, I know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff. But not so much about me. So can we skip this part?"
"Triple feature - Suspiria, The Tingler and Scream Blackula Scream."
"It's a Creative Zen - cheaper, less proprietary. Don't follow the logo, man. Anyway, Obligatory Villagers, Nellie McKay. Check it out."
"Don't be ridiculous."
"Think, don't be a zombie. Oh, and William Marshall was just great as Blakula. Seriously, see for yourself."
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